// Abe Goettsche
NAME: Abraham (Abe) Goettsche
DATE OF BIRTH: 01/04/1987
HOMETOWN AND WHERE YOU LIVE NOW: The Land Of Entrapment. Albuquerque, New Mexico and still here.
HOW MANY YEARS RIDING: 10ish
CHECK ALL THAT APPLY: STREET RAMP OTHER
FAVORITE PLACE(S) TO RIDE: Los Altos Skatepark hands down. I grew up at that park. Marriott sub, and the tons of miles of ditches we have here. Just wherever my 20″ takes me.
FAVE FOOD: Anything edible really, but my choice would be sushi.
FAVE MUSIC: Metal of all types, heavy, hard and fast. Also 90′s hip hop.
WHO DO YOU RIDE WITH? This list would be long ,salty and smell like whiskey hahaha
HAVE YOU EVER WORN AN ARTICLE OF WOMEN’S CLOTHING? Yes, girl jeans.
IF SO, WAS THERE ANYONE ELSE AROUND? Yaaaa uhhhh hahaha it was a fad that lasted about a year… Or two….
HOW WOULD YOUR BEST FRIEND DESCRIBE YOU? Sierra- “Abe is a hairy party beast and i love him with every ounce of my being”
BAR SOAP OR LIQUID SOAP? Both. Whatever gets my ass clean!
WHICH WOULD BUM YOU OUT MORE
RIDING 7 MILES TO A NEWLY DISCOVERED SICK STREET SPOT AND GETTING A FLAT IN MINUTES?
FINDINGOUT THAT THE CHICK YOU’VE BEEN CHATTING UP HAS A PENIS?
I run V-Tech in my tubes, not that pussy stuff “slime” so i literally never get flats. So i would be really bummed if i was chattin up a chick who had a d**k!
WHAT ARE YOU INTO BESIDES RIDING? Building/working on cars. Ya know, man stuff..
WHO THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Im Abe, eat my s**t.
ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND ANSWER IT. I am Ron Burgundy??
ANYTHING ELSE WE SHOULD KNOW? Im single, I love women and I like to party. Twitter and instagram @abe4130
CO-SPONSORS? THE JUKE LIFE!
THANX? Sierra Salazar for the push and motivation to make my life as awesome as it is. Stephen Waldeck and James Whitten, after they’ve been gone, they’re still teaching me stuff, R.I.P. brothers. Joe Rich at T1 for being a bad ass. My parents for buying my first bike. To all my boys, Chris F, Mario C, Wes M, 8ball Nate, Trip, Tazz, Skwrl, Beaner, Alex G, Vidal V, Gil M, Matt G, Mario G, Marcial A, the west side and Santa Fe homies and everyone im forgetting, thank you for being a part of my life. Bruce Crisman and Ron Wilkerson for everything you guys have done for me!
LIVE HONESTLY, ROCK REGARDLESS.